4th January 2012
Hey hey hey, got a lot to catch you up on here, so let’s get started straight away. If you missed the last few nights you missed some great DoA moments. First up, the one and only juan2000 of alliance pokemon. Lombard’s own little juan was so distraught that hell riser of Death Blow Academy was attacking him, juan begged him to recall. This plea prompted Badname710 aka Pornstar of Deathblow to attack little juan also. And so began a twisted yet hilarious exchange among juan, begging them to stop attacks, Badname710 spite attacking and taunting him while pb the killer and hell riser sent random attacks. Little juan was near a meltdown and Patriciana from Shadow Hunters had to assist him back to game health. Poor guy….
Seen. A brief exchange between xLilxTankx187 and player, 4leafclover sparked some curiosity. 4leafclover was working to convince xLilxTankx187 that he knew her. Repeatedly stating to xLilxTankx187, “I CEE you.” Most of WC settled on the fact this player was an alt but the question remains…..who’s alt is it?
Speaking of xLilxTankx187, we had a player submit the following comment,
Today In the World Chat Of Lombard, The Tank got into another Argument With The Lord HellSlasher and his Bitch Princess Ana. Tank Made some Really Messed up Comments to Lord HellSlasher and Ana Aka Rotten Tuna they had nothing to say to Tank. So once again Tank it looks like Tank came out on top and has won another Argument against the DeathBlow. Have a Good Day. Ana Your gonna Get wiped!
Hmmmm….I wonder who this could be. There was a minor dispute among these players and it seems to be ongoing since our first report. Whenever they are in WC together things begin to crumble. So who will come out on top?….troop wise that is. You know the saying, Sticks and stones may break my bones, then I’m going to send my troops to beat the crap out of you! Err, wait did we get that right? Well, you know what we mean.
Now, this has got to be the most inflamed topic yet. Phoenix King aka PK OL of all Phoenix alliances and accusations of foul name play. The subject was briefly touched on in WC when player GenGhiss Khan appeared in WC with a RUNELORDS tag. Poor Khan took accusations left and right from players demanding that he admit he was PK. To add to that one player wrote to us,
Would the real Phoenix King please stand up? Or do we mean GenGhiss Khan as he now is? Or Devastator who has assumed the mantle - both on WC at 12am UST
Now this is what the Daily is getting from our sources. PK previously PHOENIX KING changed his name to Dark Lord, then Dark Sith Lord, then GenGhiss Khan meanwhile Devastator of Phoenix Rebellion has been accused of name changing to Phoenix King. And to add to the mix, LordKing had changed his named to PhoenixKing. So who is who and what is what? That is up to you Lombardians to figure out. Guilty until proven innocent, no wait….switch that around.
Looks like name changes are the latest fad in Lombard. xHelenx has reliquinshed or lost the Trojan war as history would have it. She has undergone a name revision back to Samaria. Player Xnedra aka Bella Baby aka Bella Phoenix was inspired to name change and also reverted back to her original name, Rosalie and Bella baby, we like it.
Now that The Saint and Unholysheite have landed in Deathblow, xLilxTankx187 is a RUNELORD and pLayer kiLLer has claimed the OL title of Dominus does this mean the end of the Contract Killers reign? A few days ago there was a brief appearance by one of the dames of CK, Mistress of Pain, but we were not able to confirm this. We know the majority of CK players have been MIA for the last few weeks and no comment has been given from the former CKs. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Tagged and tagless: Maleficent, formerly of Phoenix Rebellion popped up in WC with shiny new Deathblow tags. Juris, also a former Phoenix Rebellion has been seen sporting his very own alliance tag which changes frequently. Will he ever find a home?
Phoenix Legion OL, Sabrewolf was seen in WC having a chat with newly christened, Samaria. The topic? The differences between hoes and sluts as translated by Samaria. The Daily would like to know one thing, what are her qualifications?
Where’s the Honor in War? Apparently flipping out. Honor Harrington of Phoenix Rebellion, made a brief stop in WC today to proclaim her dislike of cheaters. Why? Well, Honor says she Wraithed FiveFingerGibbo of ArtOfWar alliance. He defended. Honor claims massive troops of FFG were lost but his power never dropped. She reported him as cheating while FFG scoffed at her and went to “shops.” Afterwards, FFG took it upon himself to return her favor. He cleaned her out. Well she wasn’t too happy when she returned, calling FFG a pussy and a b*tch for his bad in game etiquette. So do we HAVE to eat with napkins on our laps?
Now for player submissions. We are always excited to see what Lombard has to say about well, Lombard. One player by the name of Sun Tzu submitted the following,
to the the spectral dragon lovers: You should all go wraith yourselves !!!
And another player writes,
idk about u people alll i know is u pisss of death blow u will be dead and everyone loves ana so stfu about or our i will rape u cant rape the willing
I must remind you all we do NOT edit submissions, not even for spelling. Good luck translating. That’s all for this edition of Daily. Happy warring, warmongers.
Hey hey hey, got a lot to catch you up on here, so let’s get started straight away. If you missed the last few nights you missed some great DoA moments. First up, the one and only juan2000 of alliance pokemon. Lombard’s own little juan was so distraught that hell riser of Death Blow Academy was attacking him, juan begged him to recall. This plea prompted Badname710 aka Pornstar of Deathblow to attack little juan also. And so began a twisted yet hilarious exchange among juan, begging them to stop attacks, Badname710 spite attacking and taunting him while pb the killer and hell riser sent random attacks. Little juan was near a meltdown and Patriciana from Shadow Hunters had to assist him back to game health. Poor guy….
Seen. A brief exchange between xLilxTankx187 and player, 4leafclover sparked some curiosity. 4leafclover was working to convince xLilxTankx187 that he knew her. Repeatedly stating to xLilxTankx187, “I CEE you.” Most of WC settled on the fact this player was an alt but the question remains…..who’s alt is it?
Speaking of xLilxTankx187, we had a player submit the following comment,
Today In the World Chat Of Lombard, The Tank got into another Argument With The Lord HellSlasher and his Bitch Princess Ana. Tank Made some Really Messed up Comments to Lord HellSlasher and Ana Aka Rotten Tuna they had nothing to say to Tank. So once again Tank it looks like Tank came out on top and has won another Argument against the DeathBlow. Have a Good Day. Ana Your gonna Get wiped!
Hmmmm….I wonder who this could be. There was a minor dispute among these players and it seems to be ongoing since our first report. Whenever they are in WC together things begin to crumble. So who will come out on top?….troop wise that is. You know the saying, Sticks and stones may break my bones, then I’m going to send my troops to beat the crap out of you! Err, wait did we get that right? Well, you know what we mean.
Now, this has got to be the most inflamed topic yet. Phoenix King aka PK OL of all Phoenix alliances and accusations of foul name play. The subject was briefly touched on in WC when player GenGhiss Khan appeared in WC with a RUNELORDS tag. Poor Khan took accusations left and right from players demanding that he admit he was PK. To add to that one player wrote to us,
Would the real Phoenix King please stand up? Or do we mean GenGhiss Khan as he now is? Or Devastator who has assumed the mantle - both on WC at 12am UST
Now this is what the Daily is getting from our sources. PK previously PHOENIX KING changed his name to Dark Lord, then Dark Sith Lord, then GenGhiss Khan meanwhile Devastator of Phoenix Rebellion has been accused of name changing to Phoenix King. And to add to the mix, LordKing had changed his named to PhoenixKing. So who is who and what is what? That is up to you Lombardians to figure out. Guilty until proven innocent, no wait….switch that around.
Looks like name changes are the latest fad in Lombard. xHelenx has reliquinshed or lost the Trojan war as history would have it. She has undergone a name revision back to Samaria. Player Xnedra aka Bella Baby aka Bella Phoenix was inspired to name change and also reverted back to her original name, Rosalie and Bella baby, we like it.
Now that The Saint and Unholysheite have landed in Deathblow, xLilxTankx187 is a RUNELORD and pLayer kiLLer has claimed the OL title of Dominus does this mean the end of the Contract Killers reign? A few days ago there was a brief appearance by one of the dames of CK, Mistress of Pain, but we were not able to confirm this. We know the majority of CK players have been MIA for the last few weeks and no comment has been given from the former CKs. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Tagged and tagless: Maleficent, formerly of Phoenix Rebellion popped up in WC with shiny new Deathblow tags. Juris, also a former Phoenix Rebellion has been seen sporting his very own alliance tag which changes frequently. Will he ever find a home?
Phoenix Legion OL, Sabrewolf was seen in WC having a chat with newly christened, Samaria. The topic? The differences between hoes and sluts as translated by Samaria. The Daily would like to know one thing, what are her qualifications?
Where’s the Honor in War? Apparently flipping out. Honor Harrington of Phoenix Rebellion, made a brief stop in WC today to proclaim her dislike of cheaters. Why? Well, Honor says she Wraithed FiveFingerGibbo of ArtOfWar alliance. He defended. Honor claims massive troops of FFG were lost but his power never dropped. She reported him as cheating while FFG scoffed at her and went to “shops.” Afterwards, FFG took it upon himself to return her favor. He cleaned her out. Well she wasn’t too happy when she returned, calling FFG a pussy and a b*tch for his bad in game etiquette. So do we HAVE to eat with napkins on our laps?
Now for player submissions. We are always excited to see what Lombard has to say about well, Lombard. One player by the name of Sun Tzu submitted the following,
to the the spectral dragon lovers: You should all go wraith yourselves !!!
And another player writes,
idk about u people alll i know is u pisss of death blow u will be dead and everyone loves ana so stfu about or our i will rape u cant rape the willing
I must remind you all we do NOT edit submissions, not even for spelling. Good luck translating. That’s all for this edition of Daily. Happy warring, warmongers.